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    <title>Maynard&apos;s Malaise</title>
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    <description>Australia&apos;s Maynard, although not the guy from Tool, he proves he is one. Sometimes a video, always shameless</description>
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    <copyright>Maynard</copyright>
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    <itunes:author>Maynard .</itunes:author>
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      <title>Jay Katz Talks De-Evolution</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Maynard finds his Stiff box set and Devo's "Jocko Homo" is in there. So why not take it over to Jay Katz and ask him about "De-Evolution"? May contain nuts.]]></description>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Maynard finds his Stiff box set and Devo&apos;s &quot;Jocko Homo&quot; is in there. So why not take it over to Jay Katz and ask him about &quot;De-Evolution&quot;? May contain nuts.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Maynard finds his Stiff box set and Devo&apos;s &quot;Jocko Homo&quot; is in there. So why not take it over to Jay Katz and ask him about &quot;De-Evolution&quot;? May contain nuts. Visit Jay Katz @ mumeson.org to find out more about his world.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Tuba Fever</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 21:28:34 +1000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>The Tuba will rock your world! If it doesn&apos;t, find a new one.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Everyone has a tuba in their house. A &quot;tuba toothpaste&quot;. Thank-you. No, really.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Caveman Floyd Vincent</title>
      <description><![CDATA[1993 was the year Floyd Vincent & the Child Brides put "Caveman" on a CD. He's still getting royalties from eastern Europe to buy milkshakes with today. The story of an indie song that was at the right place at the right time.]]></description>
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      <itunes:subtitle>1993 was the year Floyd Vincent put &quot;Caveman&quot; on a CD. He&apos;s still getting royalties from eastern Europe to buy milkshakes with today. The story of an indie song that was at the right place at the right time.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>1993 was the year Floyd Vincent put &quot;Caveman&quot; on a CD. He&apos;s still getting royalties from eastern Europe to buy milkshakes with today. The story of an indie song that was at the right place at the right time.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Suzie Q - Penthouse Pet Of The Month</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:24:49 +1000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Suzie Q is not your typical Penthouse Pet, she has auburn hair and her own breasts. She is also Miss Nude Australia and a girl with a proud flanellette pyjama fetish. She also has a unique method of dealing with boring people.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>The Sandman talks about The Castanet Club</title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Steve Abbott played Johnny Goodman in Newcastle band The Castanet Club, I played trombone, poorly. We chat about music and musical insecurity. By the way The Castanet Club record came out in the mid 1980&apos;s.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Steve Abbott played Johnny Goodman in Newcastle band The Castanet Club, I played trombone, poorly. We chat about music and musical insecurity. By the way The Castanet Club record came out in the mid 1980&apos;s.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Leo Laporte - Pants On Podcaster</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Leo Laporte not content with being one of the most prolific netcasters ever, has opened TWiT.tv. 9 hours a day live from his bunker of (collective) brainpower in beautiful downtown Petaluma Leo will offer streamed video that would be hard to find anywhere else. Why is he doing this? I spoke with Leo last week.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 18:46:14 +1000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Leo Laporte not content with being one of the most prolific netcasters ever, has opened TWiT.tv. 9 hours a day live from his bunker of (collective) brainpower in beautiful downtown Petaluma. Why is he doing this?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Leo Laporte not content with being one of the most prolific netcasters ever, has opened TWiT.tv. 9 hours a day live from his bunker of (collective) brainpower in beautiful downtown Petaluma Leo will offer streamed video that would be hard to find anywhere else. Why is he doing this? I spoke with Leo last week &amp; he was very polite about my half baked website. But don&apos;t expect him to fill airtime with college frat house antics. TWiT.tv is a &quot;pants on&quot; &amp;  &quot;boobies free&quot; zone. </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Hellfire XS Play Party</title>
      <description><![CDATA[The Hellfire Club has been stirring up the nightlife of Sydney for over a decade and every once in a while they go that little bit further with a shameless "play" party somewhere unlicensed and very, very dark. I caught Master Tom & Ultra addressing the staff before their latest explicit exploit Hellfire XS.]]></description>
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      <itunes:subtitle>The Hellfire Club  once in a while goes that little bit further with a shameless &quot;play&quot; party somewhere unlicensed and very, very dark. I caught Master Tom &amp; Ultra addressing the staff before their latest explicit exploit - Hellfire XS.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Hellfire Club  once in a while goes that little bit further with a shameless &quot;play&quot; party somewhere unlicensed and very, very dark. I caught Master Tom &amp; Ultra addressing the staff before their latest explicit exploit - Hellfire XS.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Belladonna is a mum in disguise </title>
      <description><![CDATA[Belladonna is an adult star that has made a career out of pleasing herself. With husband Aiden she controls most aspects of her movies, but when you see her pushing a pram through a shopping mall she can be a "mum in disguise". And what part of her is haunted? And how does she come up with those movie titles?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 21:45:41 +1000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Belladonna is an adult star that has made a career out of pleasing herself. With husband Aiden she controls most aspects of her movies, but when you see her pushing a pram through a shopping mall she can be a &quot;mum in disguise&quot;. Maynard gets to the bottom.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Belladonna is an adult star that has made a career out of pleasing herself. With husband Aiden she controls most aspects of her movies, but when you see her pushing a pram through a shopping mall she can be a &quot;mum in disguise&quot;. And what part of her is haunted? And how does she come up with those movie titles?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Jesse Jane in Australia</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Jesse Jane, the adult star of Pirates, Babysitter & many straight and bisexual adult movies is in Melbourne to party.]]></description>
      <author>maynard@maynard.com.au</author>
      <pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 03:20:43 +1100</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Jesse Jane, the adult star of Pirates, Babysitter &amp; many straight and bisexual adult movies is in Melbourne to party. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Jesse Jane, the adult star of Pirates, Babysitter &amp; many straight and bisexual adult movies is in Melbourne to party. I had to talk to her &amp; ask about Belladonna, fluffers &amp; full body makeup.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Backstage with &quot;Weird&quot; Al Yankovic in Australia</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Maynard gets backstage and inside the head of Weird Al Yankovic and his fans at the Civic Theatre Newcastle 22nd March 2007. Has anyone ever had a heart attack at an Al show? And other meaningful questions ahead!]]></description>
      <author>maynard@maynard.com.au</author>
      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2007 17:27:00 +1000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Maynard gets backstage and inside the head of Weird Al Yankovic and his fans at the Civic Theatre Newcastle 22nd March 2007. Has anyone ever had a heart attack at an Al show? How is his voice holding out? What would you ask Al if you had 30 seconds with him? And other meaningful questions ahead! </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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