My Diary

Want to know what's been happening in my little corner of the world? Well happy campers, you've come to the right place...

October

Ron_E Maynard Marissa	Velvet Pants Room	Lover onstage	Ergo Maynard Ron	Ergo & Baguettes	Beth Robertson

Gateway Hotel Dancers	This is not what it looks	Hal Leyland	Sydney Leather Pride

June

DJ at Sensual Ball 2006

Together with DJ Sveta again	Candice & Suzie Q with pyjama pants	Candice & Suzie Q without pyjama pants

May

Newcastle Regional Hairdressers Competition, 28th May 2006

Brunette	Redhead	Blonde	Feathers

March

Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras Parade 2006

Bikes	Bob	Molly	Bum	Clover	Tourists

October 13th

Music Awards After Party

Gian the charmer	Bunch of drunks

Sept

Tigermoth Terror

Biggles Maynard	That's a bonfire

July

Sexpo, Fox Studios

hello mum?	Czech mate	pole-ish	Hasselhoffless	bad timing	bonking bag

June

Sensual Ball, Metro

what a crowd	what a thrashing	what a pair

May 2005

Jay Katz & Miss Death get married by insult comic Elvis

Spot the groom	Thankyo' very much

Leather Pride Week, Fair Day

Nice Knots	Clover's Boots	Not Village People	Big day

Leather Pride Week, Love Muscle

Domina Cassandra	Kia	Tascha	Felina	Paul Sings

March 2005

Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras Parade

Happy Dykes	Diva Midori	Very Happy!	Showin' Moves	What a crowd!	Water views	A Nanny	School's out	Thai'ed down

November

Frank Bennett live at Hellfire

Late but smooth	Frank works the crowd

Newcastle Perm Xmas Party

Aunty Jack	Jackson wannabe	Fashion mistakes	What a crowd	Compusory Nutbush

October

Rainbow Visions "Big Gay Day" in Gregson Park

Something new

September

"This Is Not Art" Launch

Dave, Mark ,Terri

August

Mistress Ultra's Birthday Bash

Bedroom Bazookas	East German Ultra	Full House	Birthday Girl	Master Tom

Sun 1st August

Sexpo Sydney 2004

Corset Fever	Pole dancer	The Kastle	Bessie's shaver	Tera Patrick	Spa-ing partners	Truth in ad?	Flogging it	Too Sexy

Tue 20th July

Nauti Nites

Does this work?	The Mary-Ann look	You missed a bit

Mon 5th July

Frostbites, Shameless 80's

Your host	80's fashion?	Shameless moves	Schwing!	Like my new 'do	A little pink	A lot of pink	He's listening

Sun 13th June

Sensual Ball, Metro

DJ Sveta	DJ Sandy Hotrod	Butchered Babes	Green Glow	Butchered Babes Yoga

Thurs 27th May

Vanessa Wagner's "What Not" TV pilot taping, Enmore Theatre

Nurse Nancy	Vanessa flashing	Wig and trackie dacks	Makes me look subdued

Sat 22nd May

Vanessa Wagner's Flash Mob Moon, Martin Place

This won't hurt a bit	Anybody here?	Ready, set...	Go!

Sun 9th May

Sydney Leather Pride Fair Day

Rain dogs	Clover in leather	Habitual nuns	Mark & Sandy	Threesome	Great mat work

Wed 31st March

Lisa Ho, HMRI Benefit

Rhiana Griffith	Drink time	Proud Sis' & Mum	Backstage

Sat 27th March,

Walk Into Winter, Sirocco Hair

Pastels are back	Winter Redhead	Roses for all	Yvette & Katie	Her own design	Purple People

Sat 6th March, 2004

26th Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras Parade

Blowin' in the rain	Ol' red eyes	Steel Mohawk	Joyce,YMCA & Me	Hi girls!	Nuddy	Orig 78er	Dykes in the night

1st March 2004

B-52's Hordern Pavillion

Sounds on Stage	Blurry B-52's	Trio of trouble	The Black Una

20th February 2004

Hellfire 11th Birthday, Icebox, Kings Cross

Greetings!	Zoo & Maynard	Rockie	Tom & Ultra	Terri & Zoo	Cake?

13th February 2004

"Speed Dating" Cock N' Bull Hotel, Bondi Junction

Dating in 20 seconds	Alcohol clears the mind	Looks like a winner

24th January 2004

BDO After party with Jay Katz at Manhandle Hotel

On the "wheels of steel"	Jay & Maynard	What are you saying?	Dancing' fools

31st December

2003 NYE Belmont 16ft Sailing Club

Getting Fresh	Yo!	2 Happy	Maynard's New Look	Careful!

6th December

DJ Sveta at Gateway Hotel

Ukulele Rock Drag

3rd December

Spray On Tan at Basia's

21st November

Hellfire Club, Icebox, Kings Cross

Craig & Maynard	Chrome!	Don't Mess	Clubbers	Robin's handiwork	Ultra & Tom	1am Show	BBC 3 Girls

8th November

DJ for Stockland Xmas Party, Honeysuckle

Bite My Chlli	That suit works for me!	Big Nite Out	Shakira & J Lo	Nutbush in progress	What's that blue thing?	Who is that guy?

18th October

Weird Al in Newcastle, last nite of "Poodle Hat" Tour

Poodle Hats	My shirts louder!

15th October

Me First & The Gimme Gimmes, Gaelic Club (again!)

Our fuzzy stage view	Fiona, Mark, Melinda	Gimme Gimme Coconut Bar	Enjoying those showtunes

12th October 2003

Weird Al Yankovic at Enmore Theatre

Al waits for fans	Fans worship Al

10th October 2003

Darth Vegas at Sounds of Seduction. Gaelic Club

Vegas Guys	Mel & Co	Jay Katz

September 2003

"Liberty In Restraint" book launch, Tap Gallery

That's Me	Mistress Felina	Kath Albury

Ensign Harry Kim in town

Garrett Wang Star Trek Voyager

March 2003

Lass O Gowrie Hotel

DJ at "Shameless"

Those Lobb Sisters

December 2001
Surfest
Surf's up with Mark Richards, Grandmaster Mayor Tate and the contestants
The Doctor
I went to Dr Colin to check my sore throat and so naturally he stuck a camera up my nose.
November 2001
Gracelands
Preparing for "Gracelands" live broadcast
Pirelli Calendar Launch
Maynard with Tara Moss at the launch of the Pirelli calendar. He seems to be presenting her right breast for some reason.
Girlosophy 2
Kate Munro was DJ at the launch of the book, "Girlosophy 2" so I thought I'd pull faces with her. I think we make a stylish couple.
Consensus Reality
Jamie is a super conspiracy expert as well as UFOligist and wildman DJ and all round nice guy. As you can tell from these photos.
Royal Crown
Royal Crown Revue played a swinging gig in Newcastle on the 7th Nov. The mighty ska guys The Porkers supported. Here's some of the shots of the crowd staff and general rabble that made up a great night.
February 2001
Australian Swimwear
Strangely I found myself judging the Australian Swimwear Model Final in Newcastle in Feb. To show you how out of step I was with the other judges thinking, I voted for the Sherrie on the left who looked nothing like the winner in the middle. I think next time they should make the judges wear bikinis just to make it fair.
Boogie Wonderland
TANTRA in Oxford St. (just next door to Stonewall) was the Friday night home for BOOGIE WONDERLAND. Maynard kicked the night off from 10-12 with all the rump shakin' finger pointing classics from the 70's. "We have both sorts of 70's music, The Jacksons AND Abba". Said Maynard in the shower this morning to on one in particular. $10 got you in the door, how you left was up to you.
November 2000
Mercury Hotel
Downstairs Wed at Mercury Hotel, Watt St, Newcastle East. Great Uni night with that "2 drinks for the price of 1" feel. Downstairs is the "Chocolate Lounge" even though no one ever wears enough brown.
Goth Halloween
Southern Cross Hotel 31.10.200. A great Goth gig, considering I thought I would be killed. Played Simple Minds, Cure, The Smiths and The Only Ones (guess the track) plus other old school Goth favourites. I love Goths because they exist outside of contemporary fashion. Bit like my Hawaiian shirts. If only I could find a black one. Here are shots of Wally my favourite latex clothing salesperson, Sarah, Angela in her "fallen nun" outfit, plus other people doing the spooky Halloween thing.
Models Concert
Jessica Adams - Bumped into Jessica at the Models gig in Sydney. She does the Astrology for heaps of mags. Also author of "Single White Email" and "Tom, Dick & Debbie Harry". Aquarians are her favourite sign. Shaun Kelly - Shaun and myself hung around after the Models gig ready to party, only to be thrown out because the place shut at midnight.
The Whitlams
Took these shots at the para olympians closing party. They wear alot more polite and a lot less drunk than the olympian athlete's party I did. I was the first person to have The Whitlams play live on JJJ and I'm still a big fan. Tim F and The Whitlams never seem stuck up and you can see them having their free meal & beverages before they go on. I had a banana and a lime milkshake.
Sounds of Seduction
This is the best night out you can have out on this planet!! You can catch them Saturdays 10-4 at The Chamber Nightclub downstairs in the Off Broadway Hotel, 3 Day St Broadway. Jay Katz grooves the turntable, Miss Death sinks around the room as only she can and the Go-Go girls, well they just go-go, as you can see.